Xavi!! Do you want a lollipop?

Random clip before midnight
Pique, why do you always make me laugh? Because you're plainly funny man.
Pique: "Xavi! Do you want a lollipop?" Xavi: "No, no, thank you!"
"So would you like a hamburger?" (he's meaning jelly hamburgers) "Yeah, that would be ok." (it must be a joke between them, because he didn't have any hamburgers) "Hey look! Here I've got a lollipop!"



Also, Im so gonna be like Shakira when I grow up. Snatch a famous baller 10 years younger than me.
I'll just have to become a suuuuper duper famous singer first, make the official FIFA world cup song and so on... where to start?